HAS CUSTOMER SERVICE GONE TO HELL

HAS CUSTOMER SERVICE GONE TO HELL


I really think so. Lately, I have reached people who hardly speak English and who can’t understand me. It takes at least 40 minutes for a call that should only take 5 minutes. Recently I have called India, Philippines and Mexico. My offender list Delta Airline, AT&T COMCAST, DirectTv, United Health, UniCare, Buca di Peppo, MCI Center, Potenza and more. What has your experience been? Weigh in…..

THE PREREQUISITE FOR BEING A DC GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE ...

TO BE STUCK ON STUPID.  

Yes it is.  If you have visited DC DMV (any office) DC Inspection Station, DC Dept. of Public Works, DC ... then you know what I'm talking about.  What’s your experience been? Go ahead tell you story. I know you have one!

TELL ME IS MY DRESS OR SKIRT TO SHORT

If you leave your house and you find yourself pulling down your dress or skirt during your commute, when you sit down, when you bend over, when you reach for something, at happy hour, at the movies, in the mall or when you think nobody’s looking. IT’S TOO SHORT! Stop pulling on it because it was that short when you put it on, will be that short when you take it off  and your pulling on it will not make it grow.

HOW LONG IS TOO LONG FOR FAKE NAILS THAT IS

I ask because I noticed a woman buying a subway fare card. It was very difficult as she tried to put her dollar into the fare machine. Her nails sooo long they were curled. As I stood in line to add fare to my card, I wondered how long was too long. There were only two machines working and the line was growing. People began to get very impatience. Someone shouted cut your damn nails. I just laughed at the time but later I wondered how long is too long. Weigh in

RANDOM QUESTIONS

1.  When you don't contribute to an office gift do you still sign the card?

2.  You are in the office restroom and you notice that another officemate use the restroom and just leaves.
     That's right NO hand washing. Later that day the officemate offers you some cookies.  What do you
    do?  Is this the point when you offer hand sanitizer?

To Leash or Not to Leash That Is The Question

Saturday, I was out running errands and noticed parents are now using the stores as babysitters while they shop. The children were running all over the store, fighting each other to use the price scanner, opening toys and playing with them. I wondered where were the parents and better yet who were the parents. While I was in Walmart I noticed a little boy about 7 or 8 years old who walked up to his mom and ask could he get some McDonald’s. The mom stopped cutting my fabric and gave him $5.00. Yes, she worked there and the toy department was the babysitter. Now in this case the new fashion leash I see parents with would not work. But as the children continued to run around the store I realized that I may have misjudged the new fashion leashes for kids. At first I just didn’t like the new fashion leashes but after Saturday I’m on the fence.
I provided a difinition found on http://www.dictionary.com/ .   Weigh in! 

–noun
1. a chain, strap, etc., for controlling or leading a dog or other animal; lead.
2. check; curb; restraint: to keep one's temper in leash; a tight leash on one's subordinates.

Remember To Take All Your Belongings Off The Bus

A friend was kind enough to share this Metro funny with me. He drives for Metro. A man who appeared to be under the influence got on his bus the 90 line. The man fell asleep. The driver woke him up and told him it was the end of the line. The man got up and walked off the bus. The drive got off the bus and said "you are forgetting something aren't you?" The man run back on the bus sat in his wheelchair and waited for the driver to lower the ramp for the wheelchair down to street level.